"they're huge"

Monday night, yes after all that drama, Rick decided that he wanted to date me and me only but that he didn't want it to be serious. I told him I had to think about it and he got all defensive and angry. Tuesday night he decided that he wanted to date me but that he didn't want to be with me. When I told him I would give him another cahnce he decided that he no longer wanted to date me because I'm ready to settle down and he isn't. AS IF I AM :S! Anyways... He wants to be with me, he wants to date me but at the same time he doesn't want to be with me or date me but he misses me and still wants me and how does this work???!

Yesterday I was opening my apple sauce at lunch and I opened it a little too vigorously and it managed to splatter on my right boob, stomach and crotch. I sat there in shock, started laughing but kept my head down and then the guys I sit with noticed and started laughing which made me start laughing more almost to the point of tears. It then soaked through to my undies. How wonderful :) Then this man of mid-thirties... we'll call him Dan because I don't recall his name... reached over and snapped a picture before I could wipe it up. The table was also a mess. After all this I still managed to have half a container of apple sauce left... Hahaha... How? I do not know... Then I was at the Humane Society trailer cleaning kennels and I managed to catch my right index finger on a cage and cut it, fairly deep, under my nail. I have since cut more nail off then is tolerable, but in order for it to heal it is needed, my finger now talks sometimes and it's mouth is a very dark pink.

Today work was sooooo boring. I probably had about 2 hours of production time ALL DAY and had to clean and sweep random areas and let me tell you, it was funtastic... And I'm lying. Then I got dragged into this dark conference room for a 2 and a half hour meeting and I fell asleep more then once... and more then twice... more times then I noticed in fact... Not that any of that matters. I have an uber little girl crush on my trainer who is currently not single and hasn't been for 3 years, oh damn! Lol... oh well. We had a break in the middle of this meeting and I stretched by lifting my arms and leaning back over my chair therefore presenting my relatively large, but covered, breasts. I did not notice this until Andy and Dan(man whos name I cannot recall) commented, telling me to do it again. Andy pointed out that "they're huge, man" and Dan laughed and said "what size are you? You're either a large C or a small D" and I sat there scowling of course. Andy piped up, "Let me guess! C 36!?".. Well, wasn't he one lucky SOB for guessing right. He was ever so proud of himself LOL... I admit, it was amusing.

ANYWAYS! Now I am listening to Akon-Smack That Ass and hoping it will be over soon... I will then be heading on a merry adventure with Kylee-poo <3 to the grocery store, Food Basics of course, in hopes to encounter an enemah!