1000 years in a landfill and you still don't disintegrate !!!!!

Soooo.. Friday after I did my volunteering in Ancaster, which by the way was awesome because Lesley showed up and I wasn't alone for once, I went to Valerie's and she took me to a party and it was baaaaalling. I got incredibly drunk. It was apparently amusing.. I don't really do parties or new people but I didn't really have any trouble for once :P When Valerie, Tyler and I got to the party we hung out in Jay's room and a bunch of guys were in it and this guy Brad passed me a guitar and I had to jam out without a pick because they can't play and they were all excited because I could hahahaha... I sucked. Then we moved to the living room, which smelled a lot like pot but I'm not going to point any fingers or assume any smells, where Valerie, Shawn T and I watched Tyler and Brad play Sonic the Hedgehog on Dream Cast. Needless to say it was fantastically amusing. Then I went to the kitchen to get my drink on and this girl, Bridget, made me my very first Jager Bomb... I drank against Jay and they were all chanting, "Jay, you're winning!" and as soon as they said that I slammed my cup down in sweet victory... he still had half a glass and was all, "that tasted so gross". I loved it! The night is a little hazy after that and I'm probably going to forget stuff and put it in the wrong order! 

We ended up downstairs playing "gravy train", which is a card game... I was the gravy train every time because I fail and the first time I was the gravy train I was SO excited.. and then I found out that being the gravy train is not a good thing... How typical of me to get all excited lol... I out drank those pussy boys with their beer! Hahahaha, actually I'm probably just being full of myself but I drank like half a 26er in probably an hour or two... That for me, especially lately, is impressive. ANYWAYS... I slapped people a lot and laughed... I fell a lot and Brad and Valerie took some pretty good care of me. Brad is a babe. Valerie is too but well, I'm into guys. Bridget kept trying to get me to kiss her and uhhh, no. I kept calling Copeland a balding bitch because I am an asshole... I apologized a lot for that though... I slipped on liquid a lot and every time I would go to the bathroom there was no toilet paper so I complained to Shawn T and he gave me my own personal roll and I wanted to make it into bling... it wasn't long before I forgot it existed though... Copeland video taped part of the night and I'm pretty excited to see it :D LOL... I didn't want to leave because I was all comfy on the couch beside Brad lol... OH! I punched the wall and made a hole bigger and cut my hand and three knuckles... It was so fun. The middle knuckle wouldn't stopped bleeding and there is blood all over my winter coat know hahaha... So I also stole Tyler's shoes and I tried to run away and I actually got away and went outside screaming penis... Brad was drinking wine and was being all fancy about it by drinking it straight from the bottle. How classy! I've probably forgot a bunch of stuff but oh well...

On the walk home I wrote a profound N-shot of a word on some ones car and they erased it and I was sad but it still really funny. Tyler was off getting angry at a mail box as I was chasing a water bottle screaming, "1000 years in a landfill and you still don't disintegrate, you bastard!" and I gave it a couple intense kicks. I fell a lot and made a snow angel and got a mud streak on my buttock. Valerie got all angry and I got all sad then I called my mom and she was happy to hear from me and laughed at my drunkenness and Valerie assured her that I was going to be a-ok! 

When we got back to Valerie's I ate a lot of chips and some bread, Tyler went to sleep and Valerie and I watched lots of TV and did a ton of catching up. When we woke up I dropped Tyler off at home and Valerie and I went and picked up Brad from Shawn T's house and headed to Old Navy where only Valerie bought something haha... We dropped off Brad then headed to her place where we passed out. When we woke up we went to Lick's and it was amazing... of course! Then we headed to Williams Coffee Pub and Rachel, Sihaam and Jesse were working and it was so exciting!! I got hugs from all three and Rachel even made me TWO free drinks. It was exciting. Then I dragged Valerie to see my grandparents and that was a lot of fun... Then we went and picked up Tyler who took forever to get ready and then we went back to Valerie's and chilled out for like an hour and a bit before deciding we should hang out at Tyler's for the night because her roommates were having a party and we are all tired. Its not like its 1:22am or anything... lol... Anyways... we were going to watch Kung-Foo panda, or how ever you spell it but instead we are going to sleep... Yay!!!!

I enjoyed my weekend a lot.

Jori ♥'s Valerie